Genre: Humor
I am not going to Betsy’s house again! She and her cat are the meanest of creatures!
And that hideous backyard of hers!
Two summers past, Bruno went to fetch in her backyard and hasn’t returned since!
Every time I ask, her cat cuddles to her leg and smiles from ear to ear. I hear Bruno barking. But not a sight of him anywhere!
This year’s General Witches Meet, I will have to raise this. My business has hit, my potions are not selling now that my secret ingredient is gone. I need Bruno’s piss!
I want my dog back!!
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100 words for this week’s Friday Fictioneers.
For the uninitiated, in case you are wondering what is going on here, read on. Friday Fictioneers is an excellent forum for people looking to have fun as they learn the nuances of writing. Every Friday a bunch of us write 100 words (no hard rules there) for prompts posted by Rochelle who runs the show.
This week’s photo prompt is provided by Janet Web.
The prompt:
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I don’t know if i should laugh out loud…didn’t see that ending…Bruno’s piss must be some dang good potion mixer lol. Great job Parul
I don’t want to know what the potion tastes like, I am good without it! LOL
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hahaha awesome. didn’t see that one coming. no wonder her business has plummeted .. someone must’ve spread the word about her “secret ingredient” hahaha
thanks kz
Very cute! Refreshing take on the post
thank you!
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hahaha!
Very smart Ted, lol!
p.s.
lol, yeah… depends upon what the potion does!
This is great fun – and original, which can’t be beat. I really liked that she’s a witch..or thinks she is…although looks like there’s more than one witch to me!
Oh it’s a witch town!
Thanks
Eeeew. I loved the vision of the cat grinning from ear to ear. But I’d stay away from those potions in any case.
eheheheh…thanks Rochelle
I think the cat would be looking devious!
Dog-gone it, that was a good one, Parul. Glad I wasn’t in the market for potions before Bruno disappeared!!
Have a great weekend,
janet
Thanks Janet. For the prompt too!
Bruno’s piss sounds awfully good. Is there a generic on the market?
I wouldn’t want to know if there was!
Thanks
Hi Parul,
It’s really hard to find good dog piss these days. I chuckled throughout your story, and your witch’s outrage. Very fun. Ron
It is hard indeed.
Glad you liked it!
I knew there’d be a use for it. Good old Bruno. What a great take on the prompt.
Thanks Sandra!
Intriguing, and very funny! Poor Bruno!
Thanks Jan
I watched an episode of “Off Their Rockers” the other night where old people prank younger folks. This old man played a ranger at a doggie park and told a twentyish girl there was a lot of doggie doping going on and he need her to get a urine sample from her dog. It was really hilarious. So was your story. Well done.
lol
Thanks Russel!
I laughed out loud. Someone is in the dog house, and pissed off!
Mighty pissed off! Thanks
That’s a great comic reveal at the end, she’s so worried about her dog…for his piss. Sounds like she has a fierce competitor.
Yeah! competition or sabotage… something dark is at play
Thanks for stopping by
such a fun read. Thanks Parul.
Thanks for liking it!
What a surprise this story was. I loved how it took the craziest of turns.
Denmother
Yeah, I was set out to write something else, but crazy seemed just right
I love this!
thanks
Nice surprise ending. Very cute.
Thanks Shirley
She must have had quite a supply of her potion if Bruno’s been missing for two years (and what about the cat’s grin–think it’s discovered the secret formula?)
The cat and its owner have done some black magic that has made the dog disappear. Hence the grin.
Thanks for stopping by and reading
Just another reminder never to trust a witche’s potions… dog piss …
Very true! lol
I’m not sure I want to know what dog piss can do to a person…lol…reminds me of a guy who lives near my apartment who put a “no dog pissing” sign in his front yard. Of course I had to think that if you can piss a dog you have bigger problems than him being mad at you but I digress. Cute story, although I feel bad for the poor dog on several levels;)
LOL, that’s so funny!
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I can say i have never heard of a witch needing a dog, but there is a first for everything. THis is certainly an unexpected twist.
There is a first to everything indeed. Thanks
This is a great take on the prompt – really enjoyed your story. lol
Thanks Sarah
Hehehehehehehe! I like the way you try different things every week.
I would suggest she recruits some help at the Witches Meet to deal with Betsy and her cat.
Thanks Abraham
I am sure she has a plan